Can I help you WHAT?!?!?!
Against my better judgement, I picked up the phone today when the caller ID said "Private Number". The man on the phone stuttered a bit while trying to get his words out. I figure this is the worst telemarketer EVER because he can't finish one solid thought.After mumbling for about a minute, I say "excuse me?" and he replies "Um, I am trying to jack off. Can you talk to me until I do?"
"Um. No." This is what went through my head. What came out of my mouth was "Um. HAHAHAHAHHAHA." CLICK. He called back and I picked it up and immediately hung up. Then I went online and disabled my ability to receive calls from "Private Number".
Funny the things that happen to Stay At Home Moms.
Yum.
posted by Metalmeredith @ 4:39 PM
6 Comments:
Ohhh he sounds classy.
I nearly spat Sprite all over the keyboard! Oh my God!
That is just GROSS!
LOLOLOLOL. Nice. You have a random jacking off stalker guy.
Sheesh. My most interesting calls are from the lady in my area installing satellite TV.
LMAO, that is hysterical
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