Merry Death

Garnier 100% Color

Garnier 100% Color

Guess what doesn't work? Garnier 100% Hair Color. Actually, it less than sucks, it was a complete and utter waste of $6 and 45 minutes of my life.

A few weeks back I decided it was time for a change. So, I dyed my hair dark dark brown. It was a nice change for a while. I enjoyed not being an outcast for a few weeks. My In Laws thought it was a much needed update to my "out there" colors. My mom said it was "striking" (see previous entries for details). I was just kind of sick of it though. It was my only way to take a little vacation from being me. Thats right, all it takes is a little hair color change.

Tonight I decided it was time to revisit myself, so I took me into the bathroom and used my Garnier 100% color in Bright Auburn Blonde. I even consulted the side of the box which clearly shows that when applying it to dark brown hair, one would be left with a beautiful bright red in its place.

Thats a lie. I now hair red roots with nice red highlights when IN DIRECT LIGHT. Oh goodie. Now Phil will have to follow me around with a flashlight pointed right at my scalp so I can mutter "Its red, no really, its red" to everyone we pass.

Its so hard to be me. Not vacation me, but all-the-time me. Ugh.

posted by Metalmeredith @ 11:25 PM