Merry Death

Me and Oprah

It seems that every time I am really stressed or worried or concerned about something, I sit down with a celebrity and talk it out. No, I am not on a personal level with any of the people, I dream about them.
Last night, Oprah and I had a lovely discussion. It was frank, emotional and informative. She really helped me. I felt like we were talking like people and not like celebrity and pathetic mother.
It has happened in the past many times. I have had good, long heart to hearts with Madonna, Cyndi Lauper, Oprah, Jennifer Anniston (well, and Brad but that was a whole different scenario) among many others. When I wake up, I always feel a little bit better.
I would guess that what I am really doing is working out my problems in the most interesting way I know how. Sometimes it seems pathetic, sometimes it seems really cool. But mostly, it just beats the hell out of having those dreams where someone is trying to kill you.
I just stick with the celebrity luncheons I somehow get invited to once a month or so.

posted by Metalmeredith @ 8:27 AM