Merry Death

Hotter than Hell

Well, Not Arizona, but almost.

Its been 99-101 for the past 4 days. Vivienne and I would hurry out in the AM to the post office and one more errand each day. Its that kind of heat where when fat chick (much like myself) go outside, I get those sexy boob sweat spots on my shirt...YUM! Poor Vivienne has to be peeled off the carseat. It sucks.

I hate summer. I hate the humidity, the heat, the opression, the grumpiness, the way clothing shrinks smaller and smaller until 14 year old girls are practically wearing thongs and bandanas.

That reminds me. When I went to the post office on Monday, some *large* woman got out of her car next to me and went inside. But not before I got a good look at her bright blue thong hanging out of her jeans. Lets just say, she was bigger than me. It ok if you choose small underpants (I do so myself)...but keep them to yourself! Eek!

posted by Metalmeredith @ 8:19 PM